Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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