your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
