Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
