matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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