some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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