You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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