talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
only if we run a train.
done.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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