haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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