I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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