fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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