It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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