i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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