guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
