She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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