Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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