It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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