WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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