btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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