The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i will never coherently bang her
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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