Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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