I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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