But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
