This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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