6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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