so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
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