He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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