yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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