my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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