it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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