The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
