My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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