9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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