it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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