So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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