Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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