Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?