can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm like, not good at living.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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