You work out of a Hotel?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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