Can Purell be used as lube?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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