Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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