Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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