My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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