I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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