Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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