Rock
Scissors
Fuck
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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