Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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