i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
