I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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