Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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