If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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