u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Sorry my hands just texted you
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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