Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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