I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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