NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
where am i from again
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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