think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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