You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i think i have herpe
just one?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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