Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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