Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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